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It’s no secret that Niall Cook dislikes just about everything about Australia. Of course, that distaste is in no way comparable to the seething fireball of hatred he reserves for the USA.
He doesn’t really like Israel all that much either (presumably because they are controlled by the US, or the other way around, depending on which leftist conspiracy theory you subscribe to.)
If the U.S. were in any way serious about brokering a peaceful solution to the middle-east issue, they would cancel all foreign & military aid to Israel until the state sponsored terrorism ceased.
In other words, the Israeli Defense Force is nothing more than a terrorist organisation to Niall. Niall’s solution to the Israel/Palestinian conflict? Disarm one side, and let the brave freedom fighters of Hamas (who don’t receive any aid from anyone, obviously) massacre whomever they please. After all, they deserve it.
Helping Israel is one thing, but god forbid that the US should try to help out Australia, as that would really draw his wrath, as evidenced in this post.
The question I’m drawn to ask is ‘why?’ What do we owe the u.s. that we should allow their forces to be permanently based on our soil?
We don’t “owe” them anything Niall. They are, however, involved in a purely voluntary alliance with us, which presents little real benefit for them militarily. In exchange for us letting them have a base here and there, we don’t have to worry about being able to actually defend ourselves, because they do it for us.
They’ve only actually had to do it once, but I’m sure glad they did.
Are we at war? no, we’re not.
Many people would disagree, including all the leaders of the Western World, and the leaders of the organisations that we are war with. Forgive me if I believe them rather than you. I’m a sucker for man in uniform.
Are we under threat from a hostile force? no, we’re not.
Again, I’ll go with someone that might actually know what they are talking about.
Are we economically so bereft that we need yankee soldiers spending their greenbacks in our markets and bazaars? Not according to the prime-monster-in-waiting.
Well, no. On the other hand, some people like money. And the more the better. Niall, of course, thinks money is evil. Which is an EQUALLY VALID CULTURAL ASSERTION.
Notice Niall’s clever twist of the word “Prime-Minister” into “Prime-Monster”. Pure Gold.
In summation, not only do I hope that the US does start up some manned bases in Australia, but I hope the government reclaims Niall’s house to stick it on, and relocates him to Lakemba.
For those who are confused as to the mentality behind the Crean-led Australian Labor Party’s hatred of the Bush administration, wonder no more.
Simon is actually George W. Bush’s secret twin brother.
Presumably, he was taken from the Bush family at birth in order to protect the dynasty from a bolshevik-style acid bath incident.
Hidden in the friendly, communist free country of Australia, Simon’s political bloodlines meant that his destiny was charted for him. No matter how well he does in Australia, however, he is doomed to always play second fiddle to George.
Understandably, this pisses Simon off no end.
Microsoft says it will no longer develop versions of its popular Web-browsing software for Apple Computer’s Macintosh system, saying Apple’s own browsing software is a logical choice for Mac users.
Except for two minor upgrades, Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 5 is the last version it will develop for the Mac, said Jessica Sommers, product manager for the software company’s Macintosh Business Unit.
Internet Explorer already has more than 90 percent of the market, he said, and Microsoft doesn’t need the added exposure to Mac users, who constitute less than 5 percent of computer users.
Macs are great though, really. 5% of computer users can’t be wrong!
Who said playing video games was a waste of time?
You can now earn cold, hard cash by fragging less l33t losers in your game of choice.
Youplaygames is one of the services:
YouPlayGames provides a fun, safe, and fair environment where players can come together and play massively popular, multi-player, licensed titles such as Return To Castle Wolfenstein for cash.
In our system, you join a game and are provided with a free character. If in the course of play the character is fragged or you leave the game with a damaged character you are charged for the life value of the character. On the other hand, if you frag an opponent you are paid a percentage of the life value of that character.
I wonder what the rake is…
Can’t get enough of the anti-war protests on TV?
Do you want a healthier dose of Socialism than can be found on the ABC?
Well today is your lucky day!
Protest Warrior took along a video camera to some anti-war protests and A.N.S.W.E.R meetings to find out what lefties get up to when the news crews aren’t around.
Go here to download the videos.