Case Rested

Anyone planning on launching a class action suit against McDonalds in the near future would be well served by using Matt the House Husband as a witness:

Any one who has a dog knows that they will eat just about anything. They are constantly scrounging for things to eat and always hanging around the kids waiting for them to drop some morsel of food on the floor. One thing they will not eat though is a pickle from McDonalds. They will however happily lick their own ass for hours on end.

I prefer pickles to assholes, myself. Guess that’s why I’m not a dog.

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