Australia Under Attack – Worthless Credentials Needed

ASIO is on the recruitment trail. Just the perfect opportunity for a young RWDB who’s allergy to grass prevented him from joining the RAAF. Or so you’d think…
Given the challenging and complex nature of our work, we are looking for people with sound judgement, who excel at both critical thinking and communication.
More specifically, you would [...]

Welcome

Say G’day to the new home of Yobbo. Gravett special ops came to me in the night, tied me up and forced me to watch “A Current Affair” repeats until I caved into their demands. The result: A Yobbo’s View is now a member of the Gravett empire, and I have an overwhelming desire to [...]

So….

For no reason in particular, I have decided to post a photo of this Japanese girl’s half-naked ass. Any questions?

See Choco In The Flesh

For those who are interested, Scarborough Cricket Club 7th grade plays off in the grand final this weekend. And it’s a derby, if you don’t mind. Repasted from the SMCC Web Site:
The SMCC 7th Grade are in the Grand Final vs Karrinyup at Karrinyup Reserve (Bartlett Cres, Karrinyup) this coming weekend ( 27th & 28th [...]

Tomacco Still 2 Years Off

We like our plants in WA. Posession and cultivation of marijuana has been decriminalised as of yesterday:
FROM today, possession of small amounts of cannabis might not be considered a crime in WA.
At a police officer’s discretion, a person can have up to 30g and still avoid a criminal record, instead paying a fine up to [...]

All Positions Filled

I’m probably gonna cop all sorts of flack from this, but I’m drunk so who cares eh?
Here’s the supposedly true story from a source I cannot verify in any way. Protagonists are some AFL football players and some girls. Via the email rumour mill. Names edited, but you know who it’s about, right?
Got the full [...]

Peugot New Weapon Against Al-Qaida

Best excuse ever ™ for road rage comes to you today from France:
A driver in Montpellier, France, has been convicted for trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for fugitive al-Qaeda boss Osama Bin Laden.
A court gave the 35-year-old man – named as Pierre, a struggling artist – a three-month suspended sentence.
His victim [...]

Very Good Mr Gilly

Scott isn’t a big fan, but I have to agree with Peter Roebuck on yesterday’s first session in Kandy. Not bowling Gillespie was puzzling to say the least, especially as Kasprowicz was bowling rubbish and getting slapped everywhere. Hasn’t he ever bowled to a tailender before?
Nevertheless, it was entertaining stuff. Watching Murali bat provides endless [...]

Send Money

Obviously Afghanistan’s defence forces aren’t being paid enough:
AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer said today.
The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local [...]

Surely Not

France bashing: Justified or just getting carried away?
You decide…
China and France will hold rare joint naval exercises off the mainland’s eastern coast on Tuesday, just four days before Beijing’s rival, Taiwan, holds presidential elections.
Conrad has more.