No Riots Tonight - Lets Cruise For Chicks

A hard night on the piss last night ended with a doner kebab from “Peter’s By The Sea” and the 10 minute walk home. About 100m ahead of me, a young woman was also walking home.
As I crossed West Coast Highway, a marked patrol car pulled into Manning Street, approached the girl, and the cops [...]

Equal Eating Time

Remember the loser who decided to pig out on McDonalds for a month and give up exercise in order to prove that McDonalds food was unhealthy? Many people called bullshit on his story - which it pretty much was.
The problem with the experiment is that McDonalds offers a large variety of foods with a wide [...]

Drugs, Again.

A mini-meme has surfaced again regarding the war on drugs in the US and Australia. Michael Jennings links to a paper detailing the history of the legality of Marijuana in the US. Ken Parish adds his own comments here. A related debate is currently ongoing in the comments box of Alan Anderson’s post here. I’ve [...]

It’s Footy Season

Jafa and Steve Waugh back up MacGill’s Zimbabwe boycott. Apparently all white members of the Zimbabwe team have resigned, and we’ll be playing their 3rd XI or something. Why are we even bothering with this tour?

Eddie Murphy Was Right

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Osama Is An Arsenal Fan

British police have foiled a terrorist plot to detonate suicide bombs at this weekend’s English Premier League soccer match between Manchester United and Liverpool, according to British press reports today.
Tuesday’s Sun newspaper claimed that 10 people arrested in anti-terror raids had been involved in a plan to target United’s 67,000-capacity Old Trafford stadium on Saturday.
I’m [...]

Still No Apology From Howard

It was only a matter of time before some smart-arse came up with a play on John Howard (Prime Minister) and John Howard (Actor).
SHE might have lost out on the Gold Logie on Sunday - but Seven has learned the hard way that viewers still love Georgie Parker.
The scene in which actor John Howard swears [...]

Pub Gaming - Australia’s Shame

All around Australia, pub, nightclub and RSL punters are surrounded by gaming machines. These devices provide a bit of cheap thrill in exchange for your hard earned cash. Cash that could be better spent feeding your family or saving towards the accumulation of assets.
Many of my friends are addicted to them. Night after miserable night [...]

Rollin…In My 5.0

An disgraceful miscarriage of justice today in the US, with Bender magazine naming Starship’s “We built this city” as the worst song of all time. A shit song, to be sure, but does it really stack up against “Ice Ice Baby” or even “Achy Breaky Heart”?
Vanilla Ice got off light, only finishing 5th, but the [...]

Newsflash: Murali Chucks

Renowned English stump smasher Chris Broad has decided that Murali’s action is indeed suspect.
CONTROVERSIAL Sri Lankan off-spinner Muttiah Muralitharan has been reported for throwing but can still claim the world record for the greatest number of wickets.
Murali was reported by match referee Chris Broad during the final day of the third Test, which Australia [...]