The Herald Sun today offers news of a stunning discovery:
ONE of Crown’s Casino’s biggest gamblers says he has developed a casino-beating blackjack system.
Ron Parsons - a member of the Melbourne casino’s Mahogany Room and rated among Crown’s top 200 punters…
Whatever the hell that means. They make it sound like he’s one of the 200 best, [...]
This just in: The Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM has apparently taken over the US Media:
There are many ways of making a political point and when traditional means fail there are other ways of getting through.
Look at what’s happening in the US, where the press is notoriously unenthusiastic about left-wing dissent. My own email always contains [...]
Ozblogger Ken Parish’s daughter, Rebecca, was the winner in the Miss Phillipines Australia NT 2004 beauty contest. That’s the good news.
The bad news?
1. She’s only 15
2. Her old man’s a lawyer.
Life is so unfair.
The second sign of the Apocalypse is upon us:
CANNES, France - American filmmaker Michael Moore?s “Fahrenheit 9/11,” a scathing indictment of White House actions after the Sept. 11 attacks, won the top prize Saturday at the Cannes Film Festival.
“Fahrenheit 9/11″ was the first documentary to win Cannes? prestigious Palme d?Or since Jacques Cousteau?s “The Silent [...]
Medhurst.
Hey, lefties! Sick to death of paranoid right-wingers droning on and on about “political correctness”? You’ll hate this then!
A MIGRANT from the Middle East who failed his test to become a taxi driver three times has complained of discrimination.
The man claims the pass mark is set too high.
He has unsuccessfully sat the test three times [...]
I don’t have my bible handy, but I think I remember this being one of the signs of the apocalypse:
Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff’s first hip-hop album.
The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship.
Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He’s [...]
Pop Culture tragics Caz from The Spin Starts Here and Adam “Supermercado” wax nostalgic on the most enduring icon of the late 20th century - Goatse Man:
Adam: The goatse man is like the Nick Berg of internet porn.
Caz: I love the goatse man. He?s a legend.
Adam: I want an entire documentary about him. [...]
And you thought Alexandra Kerry looked bad in that dress?
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