Professional Head Kicker Gets On-The-Job Training

A bouncer who was kicked in the head while lying on the floor during a pub brawl in March says Perth has a yobbo culture which is getting worse.
Bouncers on the other hand, are delicate petals who wouldn’t hurt a fly.
“It was a buck’s night and the buck got drunk and attempted to pour his [...]

Heave Fucking Ho

Suck Cock you knockers. I hope Robert Walls catches the ebola virus.
Aaron Sandilands for PM.
Update: To all those fuckwits who tip the dockers to lose every week (Robert Walls, Caroline Wilson, Choco, Roger). A stopped clock is still right twice a day, and sometimes even a blind squirrel finds an acorn. You’ve tipped against them [...]

Goodbye Dullsville

Here’s a cause that everyone should be able to get behind. The Chamber of Commerce and Industry’s “Goodbye Dullsville” campaign has been created to fight Perth’s ridiculously backward liquor licensing regulations.
I’m not really sure a petition is going to achieve much but at least it’s good to know they are fighting the good fight.

Let’s Hug It Out Bitch

This one is courtesy of Shaky. The best of Ari Gold from Entourage. Great show, sadly not showing on Fox at the moment. Jeremy Piven was also pretty damn funny in PCU Pit Party, if you like that sort of thing (and who doesn’t?)

Another Chardonnay For The Umps

It’s official, umpires favour West Coast.
The Eagles are +51 for frees in 11 home games against interstate opponents. They have won the free-kick count eight times, drawn level once and lost it twice.
In two matches against Sydney at home this year, the Eagles are +24 for frees.
“Oh!” They cry, “That’s simply because we are always [...]

All Australian Farce

The 2006 AFL All Australian Team team is:
Backs N Bassett D Glass L Gilbee
Half Backs C Bolton J Bowden A McLeod
Centres S [...]

Still Shit After All These Years

I am in the process of transferring my old archives over to this site. Unfortunately, WordPress always times out after a certain time meaning that I am only getting up to January 2004. I need to break the file into smaller parts I think.
The good news is that the January 2003 -January 2004 includes [...]

Howard Not Hated?

In another survey that shows just how far out of touch the Howard-hating left are, Who Weekly’s “most hated” list doesn’t even rank John Howard in the top 50! Politicians don’t get off scott-free though, with Robert Mugabe, George Bush and Pauline Hanson all making the top 25.
Funnily enough, the perennially hated Yoko Ono and [...]

Girl Friday

Steelers Win!

Mansion Casino loses 5.5 million on their free bet promotion. Anyone who was in on this ridiculously good deal is now $1000 US dollars richer after the Pittsburgh Steelers accounted for the Miami Dolphins in the NFL approxiamately 1 hour ago.
Congratulations to all you lucksacks who had enough in your tank to place a bet.
Update: [...]