Comments on: Was The Bible Written By Tarantino? http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/ From The Arse End Of The Anglosphere Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:05:45 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Omri http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-9750 Omri Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:45:44 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-9750 Mark Hill: where'd you get this bit about no deaths? Foreskins were the equivalent of scalps in that region. (And the Celts kept whole heads. And the Egyptians had a thing for right hands. The Native Americans were far more civilized.) Mark Hill: where’d you get this bit about no deaths? Foreskins were the equivalent of scalps in that region. (And the Celts kept whole heads. And the Egyptians had a thing for right hands. The Native Americans were far more civilized.)

]]> By: Pamea http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7971 Pamea Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:24:41 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7971 What percentage of todays young men would sit through bible reading & sermon, unless they have joined the military or police and are attending under orders. Jewish boys have their fore-skin removed at a young age. So, he has made them all Jewish, then killed them! What percentage of todays young men would sit through bible reading & sermon, unless they have joined the military or police and are attending under orders. Jewish boys have their fore-skin removed at a young age. So, he has made them all Jewish, then killed them!

]]> By: Club Troppo » Friday’s Missing Link http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7908 Club Troppo » Friday’s Missing Link Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:46:41 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7908 [...] Was the Bible Written by Tarantino? - Yobbo Ten bible verses that rarely get a run on Sunday. … I don’t know about you but I think an able-bodied daughter who is capable of milling wheat, carrying water and doing general hut-work is more valuable than 100 detached foreskins. … [...] [...] Was the Bible Written by Tarantino? – Yobbo Ten bible verses that rarely get a run on Sunday. … I don’t know about you but I think an able-bodied daughter who is capable of milling wheat, carrying water and doing general hut-work is more valuable than 100 detached foreskins. … [...]

]]> By: Brendan Halfweeg http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7844 Brendan Halfweeg Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:02:01 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7844 "Slay all. God will know his own" “Slay all. God will know his own”

]]> By: Mark Hill http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7781 Mark Hill Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:53:20 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7781 Condensed bible: King-S: "100 foreskins, no deaths..." Sir D: "I'll interpret that as kill 200 of the bastards and then cut their foreskin off...." King-S: "Good work not listening to me and going on that brutal rampage, go and make out with my daughter..." Maybe they put this into wake people up when they doze off... Condensed bible:

King-S: “100 foreskins, no deaths…”

Sir D: “I’ll interpret that as kill 200 of the bastards and then cut their foreskin off….”

King-S: “Good work not listening to me and going on that brutal rampage, go and make out with my daughter…”

Maybe they put this into wake people up when they doze off…

]]> By: John Humphreys http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7751 John Humphreys Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:29:23 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7751 Yep -- there are some reall lessons to be learnt there. Like, you shouldn't call your daughter "Michal". That's a guy's name. My favourite bits of the bible is when the Israeli army kill all the men and take the women and children as slaves. But then Moses disagrees and says that all women and male children have to be killed too and only virgin girls can be kept. Mmm-mmm... I can feel the love. Praise the Lord and pass me the ammo, I got some infidel to kill. Yep — there are some reall lessons to be learnt there. Like, you shouldn’t call your daughter “Michal”. That’s a guy’s name.

My favourite bits of the bible is when the Israeli army kill all the men and take the women and children as slaves. But then Moses disagrees and says that all women and male children have to be killed too and only virgin girls can be kept. Mmm-mmm… I can feel the love. Praise the Lord and pass me the ammo, I got some infidel to kill.

]]> By: Blandwagon http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7739 Blandwagon Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:02:11 +0000 http://yobbo.wordpress.com/2006/12/07/was-the-bible-written-by-tarantino/#comment-7739 Ironically enough, this passage was the basis for the sermon at my church last Sunday. What are the odds? Ironically enough, this passage was the basis for the sermon at my church last Sunday. What are the odds?

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