Agenda Revealed

Senator Andrew Bartlett, who claims to be an “environmentalist”, accidentally lets the cat out of the bag in his latest water post.
According to The Courier-Mail, the Coca-Cola factory at Richlands is one of Brisbane’s top 10 water users. I’m not sure market forces would work with Coke somehow, as you could raise the price of [...]

Australia Day RUINED!!!!

Cricket Australia should quite simply “strongly recommend” that touring teams elect to bowl if they win the toss, in order to ensure that cricket matches go for a minimum of 2 hours.
This entire series has been a complete disgrace. If I was head of the ECB, I would take my team home immediately. What are [...]

Australia Day Address

From who else?

The tracksuit is a pisser.

Shed Drinking Epidemic Worsens

Strangely enough, the draconian smoking bans being imposed across Australia aren’t having the desired effect. Instead of giving up their ungodly habit, smokers are instead staying home and drinking – an approach that has apparently taken the AHA by surprise.
Sly-grogging in sheds, garages and backyards had been reported in about 30 towns across Tasmania, with [...]

Someone Stop The World…

… I want to get off:
A substitute teacher in Norwich, Connecticut with no prior criminal record could get 40 years in prison for exposing a middle school class to pornography. She apparently was using the computer in front of students when a loop of pop-up ads for porn sites began to appear. The loops only [...]

Ni Hao

This is apparently my name in Chinese. I thought it would be a lot shorter, only being 2 syllables and all.

Harden Up

I realise there hasn’t been a lot of blogging action here lately. Lacking motivation, I went to Australia’s greatest philosopher: Chopper Read. I think I’m cured of my writer’s block.

Girl Friday Special Non-Tasteful Sunday Edition

Just for AD,who was so disappointed with the tasteful version that he wrote a poem.

Girl Friday

Special “Tasteful” Edition.

Sorry for being 3 weeks late and all.

That’s Not A Knife

Not guilty, due to being a famous actor:
ABORIGINAL actor David Gulpilil has been found not guilty of carrying an offensive weapon after a judge accepted that the machete he produced during an argument was used for cultural purposes.
If that’s not the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is.