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On More Efficient Cheating

A piece of advice for Muttiah Muralitharan.
It’s plainly obvious that you cheat and everyone knows it. However, the ICC has decided that it’s ok to cheat if you are playing for a side that would otherwise be uncompetitive on the world stage.
So with that settled, why bother even pretending to bowl? Just take a chair [...]

Harry Clarke Completely Loses The Plot

Harry doesn’t want to ban smoking, oh no. He’s not crazy, after all.
He just wants smokers to have to register themselves with a government agency in order to be able to buy cigarettes!
You know, like Heroin Addicts and Sex Offenders.
This might be achieved by registering cigarette smokers who are addicted to nicotine as addicts just [...]

Impressionable Youth Takes Up Smoking

LDP Queensland Senate Candidate John Humphreys – a non-smoker – has pledged to take up smoking for the duration of the election campaign.
I already enjoy drinking and playing poker and make no apologies. While I’m not a smoker, I certainly stand up for the right of people to smoke without being hassled or made into [...]

In The News

* As far as “The West Australian” newspaper and most West Australians are concerned, the Ben Cousins saga is bigger than the moon landing. In that case, the latest development is like Aliens landing on the swan river.
Cousins Missing On Streets Of LA
* The Olsen Twins are 21 now. And one of them [...]

Questions And Answers With The LDP

(crossposted on my campaign blog)
A religious group, The Australian Christian Lobby, recently sent out a questionnaire to parties running in the upcoming election on a range of political issues . Many of the questions, predictably, are related to issues considered important by Christians, but they are questions that most people have an opinion on nevertheless.
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