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Kill Phil

Volume 2 will premiere this Saturday at Subiaco Oval.
  
That’s Phil Read vs Dale Kickett in volume 1, and Phil Matera vs Roger Hayden in Volume 2. You can buy the T-shirts at Dockerland.
Update: The Japanese characters on the Volume 2 T-shirt apparently translate to “small female dog”. Tee Hee.

Eddie Murphy Was Right

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Yobbo Thingo

Like a few others around the traps, I may or may not be appearing on the ABC’s “Mondo Thingo” at 9:30pm tonight. For a couple of seconds. Don’t miss it!

The Scarborough Situation

Note: This is repasted from the comments on the previous post, with a few corrections and clarifications.
The so-called “Scarborough Riots” are actually just a large group of pissheads being kicked out of The Lookout* at 3am and hanging around Peters-By-The-Sea fighting each other.
A situation that could be easily solved by extending the trading hours at [...]

RWDBs For Hire

Tim Blair is now in the advertising business. If you would like to sell stuff to die-hard capitalists, head on over and give him a yell.
Suggested products: Guns, SUVs, and EXPENSIVE WINE
Not Recommended: Papier mache John Howard puppets, Che Guevara T-Shirts, Tofu.

Ungrateful Cretins

I’ve been overlooked again.

“The Last Samurai” - Review

10 second movie review:
This movie should be called “Dances with Samurai”. It also has ninjas. That is all.

Bush

The title says it all. We’re a match made in heaven.
Bush (R): 100%
Lieberman (D): 71%
Clark (D): 56%
Do you love BUSH as much as me? Try the US presidential match quiz!

Tuckey Update

It’s been far too long since Wilson Tuckey got a mention here. While Paris Hilton stalks me in my comment boxes, the guys over at Blair’s are providing more material for the Tuckey fan club scrapbook:
OT when Wilson Tuckey was Federal Minister for Forests a few years back he received a number of letters and [...]