Not guilty, due to being a famous actor:
ABORIGINAL actor David Gulpilil has been found not guilty of carrying an offensive weapon after a judge accepted that the machete he produced during an argument was used for cultural purposes.
If that’s not the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, I don’t know what is.
It’s extremely sad that something that is a fairly standard promotion elsewhere in the world makes front-page news in Australia:
A NIGHTCLUB party where bikini-clad women can drink as much as they want for free has been slammed as unsafe, disgusting and demeaning.
Rape crisis counsellors and alcohol experts said the party reduced women to sexual objects [...]
Also, something or other to do with politics or whatever. Did I mention Michelle Malkin with pigtails?
Gender equality could spell the end of female sports in Canada:
As two Winnipeg sisters find out Tuesday if they’ve made the boys’ hockey team at their high school, their recent human-rights victory has spurred boys to try out for girls’ sports teams.
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“We have to see as a board what we want to do. Our big [...]
Mangled Thoughts have finally developed a social conscience, and have decided to lead the charge in the Save The Krill campaign.
If you’d like to help out, send Australian currency to us here at Gravett.org. If you are poor, never fear: Simply harpoon a whale, sell it to your nearest Japanese exchange student, then send us [...]
Hey, lefties! Sick to death of paranoid right-wingers droning on and on about “political correctness”? You’ll hate this then!
A MIGRANT from the Middle East who failed his test to become a taxi driver three times has complained of discrimination.
The man claims the pass mark is set too high.
He has unsuccessfully sat the test three times [...]
10 years from now, you’ll go to open your packet of durries and be given a 10,000 volt reminder of the effects of smoking. Until we can raise enough taxes to implement that technology, we’re going to have to make do with these grotesque pictures of festering limbs and dissected organs on the packs.
There’s always [...]
The Israeli flag is back on his office door at ANU. Seems like their attempt at crushing dissent brought a little more heat than they could bear. Poor luvvies.
With the holiday season coming to an end, nanny-staters and fun haters all over Australia are tearing their hair out at the sight of people enjoying themselves.
The latest victims of their moralising are the soon-to-be unemployed “Beer Wenches” at the cricket. The wenches were first employed by “The Fanatics” last year and have caught on [...]
Everything you ever wanted to know about being a racist is bound up into two useful threads over at Gareth’s. Key points explored so far:
Psychologist and Behavioural Scientist John Jay Ray, who has a PhD from Macquarie, has taught Sociology and Social Psychology at both Macquarie and UNSW, and retired at the age of 39, [...]
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