Maybe Next Time

I missed this one on election day, but one of my mates actually got handed a how to vote card from Kev when he went to vote - apparently whoever was handing out these HTVs were as pissed as crickets before lunch.

Stirling HoR Results

I finished 5th of 9 candidates in the Stirling HoR election.
Not a bad result on the face of it, but considering I had first position on the poll (and the “Donkey Vote” that goes with it), it’s probably not so impressive.
I did outpoll both Family First and One Nation though, which is nice.

Full breakdown is [...]

Inside Info

Through my contacts in the liberal party, I got a sneak preview of their new how to vote cards, prepared by campaign whizkid Gary Clarke.

The Best Gift Of All

I found this on Youtube. As far as I know, this is NOT an official LDP video. It seems to be a fan video. But it’s cool anyway.

Harry Clarke Completely Loses The Plot

Harry doesn’t want to ban smoking, oh no. He’s not crazy, after all.
He just wants smokers to have to register themselves with a government agency in order to be able to buy cigarettes!
You know, like Heroin Addicts and Sex Offenders.
This might be achieved by registering cigarette smokers who are addicted to nicotine as addicts just [...]

Impressionable Youth Takes Up Smoking

LDP Queensland Senate Candidate John Humphreys - a non-smoker - has pledged to take up smoking for the duration of the election campaign.
I already enjoy drinking and playing poker and make no apologies. While I’m not a smoker, I certainly stand up for the right of people to smoke without being hassled or made into [...]

Questions And Answers With The LDP

(crossposted on my campaign blog)
A religious group, The Australian Christian Lobby, recently sent out a questionnaire to parties running in the upcoming election on a range of political issues . Many of the questions, predictably, are related to issues considered important by Christians, but they are questions that most people have an opinion on nevertheless.
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Sam Goes To Canberra

I am standing in the seat of Stirling for the LDP.
All political blogging will take place at my campaign site for the near future.
Stupid Videos and Asian Girls in Bikinis will remain here.

ALF Destroys Scientist’s House

More hijinks from these Oxygen Thieves:
An animal rights group says it flooded the home of a University of California, Los Angeles professor who carries out research on monkeys.
The FBI says the Animal Liberation Front is claiming it used a garden hose to flood the house of Edythe London on October 20.
The incident is being investigated [...]

Rudd The Recycler

This is just piss funny.