While I’m not a religious man, I nevertheless am one of the few people who actually enjoy getting paid visits from various religious nutballs on weekend mornings. There’s no better way to pass the time than debating a couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons on the benefits of alcohol, gambling and pre-marital sex. [...]
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Message From Ron
August 20, 2003God Greenlights GM
August 5, 2003This should give the EU luddites a much needed shakeup:
THE Vatican has stunned opponents of genetically modified foods by declaring they hold the answer to world starvation and malnutrition.
Until Sunday’s statement the Vatican had been neutral in the European Union-US confrontation over GM food.
Obviously, nothing the Pope says will have much of an effect on [...]
U R DUMPED! :(~~~
July 29, 2003Who says Islam hasn’t kept up with the times?
MUSLIM men can divorce their wives through text messages on mobile telephones, the New Straits Times reported yesterday.
Hamid Othman, adviser to Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad, said divorce via SMS or short messaging service was in accordance with Sharia law if it was clear and unambiguous.
“SMS is just [...]
Church Embraces Free Market
July 25, 2003Here’s a church with the right idea…Immoral porn peddlars getting you down? Don’t try to get the government to outlaw it - Just buy them out!
(Milford, Connecticut-AP) — A Connecticut church is the new landlord of Video Pleasures.
The Kingdom Life Christian Church in Milford is buying the building that houses the porn shop. [...]
We Are All Infidels
June 30, 2003I don’t believe in any sort of God and I don’t really care if my readers do or not.
I don’t believe Jesus Christ ever rose from the dead and I’m not 100% convinced that he ever really existed at all.
I don’t believe I should be banned from drinking beer on Good Friday, because [...]
Atheism: Why Bother?
May 10, 2003Steven Den Beste posted 3 156,000 word articles about atheism this week. He makes a lot of sense if you have 2 spare days to read it all. Links here here and here.
Steven explains how atheism can’t be proven, because that isn’t the way scientific theory works. Thats my 1 line summation [...]
Dude, You’re Going To Hell
May 1, 2003One thing is for sure: If there is a hell, I’ll be there.
If anyone can beat 3 extremes, 1 very high, and 3 highs, let me know.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level
Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous [...]
God Hates Beer
April 18, 2003If it’s possible to have a bad long weekend, then Easter is it.
For some bloody unknown reason, pubs aren’t allowed to open on Good Friday in WA. Not just pubs, mind you, but anywhere that sells alcohol.
Like most Aussies my age, I was brought up in a school system that encouraged religious education. [...]
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