Gary Ablett:
“For some time after it I used to worry about what people thought, until one day Jesus spoke to me and said, ‘Gary, most people don’t even know who they are, let alone who you are, so why should you worry about what they think?’
After that it gets weird.
A piece of advice for Muttiah Muralitharan.
It’s plainly obvious that you cheat and everyone knows it. However, the ICC has decided that it’s ok to cheat if you are playing for a side that would otherwise be uncompetitive on the world stage.
So with that settled, why bother even pretending to bowl? Just take a chair [...]
Australian Cricketers have been told to toe the line:
Don’t boo Murali, pleads Symonds
Andrew Symonds has implored Australian crowds to celebrate the feats of Sri Lankan spin wizard Muttiah Muralitharan if he eclipses Shane Warne’s world record this summer
A quick summation of Muralitharan’s notable feats:
1.) Taken more wickets against Bangladesh than any bowler in test history.
2.) [...]
For those of you who missed it on the news.
How do West Coast fucking dare to wear the WA State Of Origin jumper in heritage round? Who the fuck do they think they are?
I hope their plane crashes someday real soon. That is all.
The latest ban on the mexican wave at the cricket is just the latest in the slippery slope to make every single public event as boring as humanly possible.
Here’s a short list of things that have been banned at sporting events since I have been a sports fan:
1 Full-strength beer. (However, it is still [...]
Cricket Australia should quite simply “strongly recommend” that touring teams elect to bowl if they win the toss, in order to ensure that cricket matches go for a minimum of 2 hours.
This entire series has been a complete disgrace. If I was head of the ECB, I would take my team home immediately. What are [...]
Why on earth do the organisers of every major sporting event in Australia find it necessary to find some washed up pop star to murder the national anthem?
It is the national anthem, not an R+B song. Human Nature attempting to work barber-shop style harmonies into Advance Australia Fair is just about the most disgusting thing [...]
So Warney is going to retire after the boxing day test. Cricket will never be the same without him. Here’s a look at some of the best wickets of his career.
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