Dude, You’re Going To Hell

One thing is for sure: If there is a hell, I’ll be there.

If anyone can beat 3 extremes, 1 very high, and 3 highs, let me know.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Here’s what Mr Dante thinks I can look forward to:

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest.

This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions.

The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them.

You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

To be perfectly honest, it doesn’t sound all that bad. I could handle zero-g sex with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy for all eternity.

Presumably, Madoka Ozawa and Sally Yoshino* would be there too, if they lived in Dante’s time.

*Outgoogle This, Woolcock!

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