This song is probably the biggest steaming pile of horse-shit ever produced by an Australian act. And I’m including Savage Garden in that comparison.

Why is it that all music, with the exception of country, is dominated by extreme left wing viewpoints? Is it something about wanting to be a singer that makes you want to be a leftie as well? Who knows.

Anyway, I reckon so-called musicians like the turds who wrote the “Australia Sucks” song have a pretty easy job. After all, writing lyrics isn’t especially hard, it’s the singing that is difficult. And these guys don’t even sing, they just rap, which is like talking, but tougher.

Anyway, just to prove how easy it is, I’m going to write my very own Left-Wing hip hop song right now. Warning: As this is a rap song, it has Explicit Lyrics!

“A Yobbo’s Rap”

Shit Piss Fuck, John Howard is mean.
Cock Balls Tits, vote for Simon Crean.

John Laws is a motherfucker.
And Alan Jones a cocksucker.

Yeah baby un huh
Yeah baby un huh.
Ill stick my WMD in yo ho mommas booty
you fucking right wing tool.
check it baby check it one two!

we’re gonna bowl yo ass back to columbine fuckstain
cause in the gutter is where yo balls remain

Poo Wee you smell like a turd
why don’t you gas a kurd
cause america supported saddam back in the day
and you support them too so all the way with KKK

why dont you just say sorry you fucking piece of shite
you know its all your fault for being born a white

Yeah baby un huh
Yeah baby un huh.
Ill stick my WMD in yo ho mommas booty
you fucking right wing tool.
check it baby check it one two!

Can I have my Australia Council grant now?

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