Separated at Birth

bushcrean.jpgFor those who are confused as to the mentality behind the Crean-led Australian Labor Party’s hatred of the Bush administration, wonder no more.

Simon is actually George W. Bush’s secret twin brother.

Presumably, he was taken from the Bush family at birth in order to protect the dynasty from a bolshevik-style acid bath incident.

Hidden in the friendly, communist free country of Australia, Simon’s political bloodlines meant that his destiny was charted for him. No matter how well he does in Australia, however, he is doomed to always play second fiddle to George.

Understandably, this pisses Simon off no end.

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