We’ve Got Bush!

Booger2.jpgBy now, everyone should have heard that President George W. Bush is to visit Australia next month. All well and good, but despite endless Googling, there has been absolutely no news at all about who’s coming with him.

I’m not talking about advisors, vice presidents or the like. There’s someone missing from Bush’s entourage that all of Australia really wants to see:

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Honey, we’re going to Australia!

Jenna!

Come on Dubya. You want to thank Australia? Start makin’ with the hard drinkin’ blonde chicks. Jenna deserves a holiday.

As an added bonus, Australian Beer is both cheap and tasty, so you wont have to try very hard to keep her entertained. If the Secret Service are busy, I’m willing to do my patriotic duty and help out our allies in a time of need.

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