Attention Margo

Paul Watson has an offer that no self-respecting old boiler could possibly refuse:

And yes, I myself am currently single and otherwise eligible ? in fact with no assets and no super ? so if you?ve got a million dollar+ house (assets test exempt) and at least a few hundred grand in super (also assets test exempt), I am happy ? pathetically so, in fact ? to entertain your immediate offer. I can?t promise that I?ll give you too much under-the-doona action, but the good news is that you should be able to afford to buy it once-weekly at a decent brothel, what with the extra $350 a fortnight that partnering me simpliciter will bring into your cheque account.

Get in while the gettin’s good.

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