WWTBAM Contestant Eats Her Crayon

If you can answer this question correctly and without assistance, then you can take comfort in the fact that you are not the stupidest person in Australia.

Eddie: What is the nearest star to the Earth?

A:) Alpha Centauri
B:) Proxima Centauri
C:) Sirius
D:) The Sun

One unfortunate Australian needed a “50/50” AND “Phone a friend” to get this one, yet somehow managed to beat 9 other contestants into the hot seat. David Morgan must be crying into his beer.

Parody?

Whitehouse.org is supposed to be anti-Bush. Which is why I find this valuable message confusing…

More posters here. Via Chicacoboyz.

Poor Niall

All this bloody Bali shit is really cutting into Niall’s enjoyment of Bathurst.

I’m sick to death of hearing, seeing and reading about the Bali bombing of 12 October 2002.

Why can’t all you selfish cunts just shut up and forget about it already?