How To Beat England

Bangladesh’s inclusion into the exclusive club of test-playing cricket nations has given rise to some of the most innovative tactics since Bodyline and Underarm:

Play was halted during England’s warm up cricket match against Bangladesh – after a killer cobra was found slithering in the grass.

The 4ft-long deadly snake, which can kill a human in minutes with a single bite, sent the crowd in the Dhaka stadium scurrying for safety.

Play was stopped for ten minutes, before several spectators averted a possible attack by battering the hooded snake to death with chairs.

England coach Duncan Fletcher and Chris Read then went to investigate its remains before their players were allowed back on to the pitch.

The remains shall be cremated, and the ashes sent to Bangladesh etc etc.

This and more cricket news over at Ubersportingpundit.

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