Archive for March 13, 2004

Ooga Booga

March 13, 2004

Jurassic Park for real?

Police in Papua New Guinea have been ordered to search part of a remote island after locals reported seeing a giant dinosaur-like creature roaming the area.

Villagers on the island of New Britain reported seeing a 3m-tall, grey-coloured animal with a head like a dog and a tail like a crocodile.

One woman said she saw the creature in a marsh just outside the provincial capital Kokopo on the eastern end of New Britain. “I heard the people talking about it and went there to see for myself. Its very huge and ugly looking animal,” she said

Or perhaps Phillip Adams is on holiday?

Suck Shit Sri Lanka

March 13, 2004

Hey, you rely on the biggest cheat in world cricket to win your games for you, then prepare the most atrocious pitches possible to help him out. I’d be lying if I said I felt sorry for you when it comes back to bite you on the arse.

In related news. How good is Shane Warne? If you don’t think he’s the biggest legend in history, then you should be deported. It’s that simple.

Ride On The (Religion Of) Peace Train!

March 13, 2004

My money’s on Al Qaeda for the Madrid Bombings, if for no other reason than it will make the topic of this post even more cycnical. Do you like it? I thought of it whilst playing pool at the pub tonight, listening to Cat Stevens AKA Yusuf Islam. Also, it’s not likely that ETA would do it and then deny responsibility. Kind of defeats the purpose, really.