Archive for April 27, 2004

No Riots Tonight – Lets Cruise For Chicks

April 27, 2004

A hard night on the piss last night ended with a doner kebab from “Peter’s By The Sea” and the 10 minute walk home. About 100m ahead of me, a young woman was also walking home.

As I crossed West Coast Highway, a marked patrol car pulled into Manning Street, approached the girl, and the cops inside offered her a lift home. She happily accepted.

Was I a threat, or were they just being chivalrous?

Slow crime night?

Why didn’t they offer me a lift?

At least they weren’t doing 130 through a multanova in KKK Hoods, I guess. I wonder if they got a root…