Thought For Today

My jizz is worth up to $5,400 a load. That’s pretty sweet. (Or salty, as the case may be).

I’ve just done some quick calculations: A big night on the piss costs about $200 in Perth. Assuming each shag results in a pregnancy, and you are properly paid for your services, you only need to drag someone home from the pub 1 out of every 27 outings to break even.

Worth thinking about.

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