Imre Salusinszky tries the all-McDonalds diet, and surprisingly doesn’t die:
Six years ago, with the help of GutBusters, I reduced my weight from 98kg to 80kg. I’ve always wanted to lose the extra two kilos to make it a round 20, but never imagined it would be Ronald McDonald who would get me over the line.
In addition, he attempts to one-up Morgan Spurlock’s projectile vomiting in Super-Size Me by talking incessantly about poop:
My firm regular stools were simply a bonus.
Don’t encourage Emma Tom, please.