Natives Happy In Squalor: Coonan
Communications Minister Helen Coonan says most Australians are happy with the speed of their broadband connections.
And why shouldn’t they be? The fact that the rest of the world lives in brick houses with air conditioning has never worried Congolese Pygmies. Why should the fact that our broadband service is the worst in the developed world worry us?
I recommend you all start to pay your taxes in grain or livestock, to reflect the government’s admission that we are now a third-world country.