Country Is Fucked Reason #653634
Why on earth do the organisers of every major sporting event in Australia find it necessary to find some washed up pop star to murder the national anthem?
It is the national anthem, not an R+B song. Human Nature attempting to work barber-shop style harmonies into Advance Australia Fair is just about the most disgusting thing I’ve seen on TV, ever.
Cricket Australia, may the fleas of one thousand camels infest your arse, and may your arms grow too short to scratch it.