In The News

* As far as “The West Australian” newspaper and most West Australians are concerned, the Ben Cousins saga is bigger than the moon landing. In that case, the latest development is like Aliens landing on the swan river.

Cousins Missing On Streets Of LA

* The Olsen Twins are 21 now. And one of them is shagging Lance Armstrong. Just though you’d like to know.

* While I’m on the subject (And let’s face it, when aren’t I?) Singapore Airlines asks its customers to refrain from shagging on its new Airbus A380 beds. Head jobs are also out of the question, at least until you get in the air.

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2 Comments on “In The News”

  1. Steve Says:

    I’m told by friends in Singapore that the law has recently changed and hetro-headjobs are legal.

  2. Michael Says:

    Well I guess it’s back to the toilets for those attempting the mile high club.

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