On More Efficient Cheating

muttiah-muralitharan.jpgA piece of advice for Muttiah Muralitharan.

It’s plainly obvious that you cheat and everyone knows it. However, the ICC has decided that it’s ok to cheat if you are playing for a side that would otherwise be uncompetitive on the world stage.

So with that settled, why bother even pretending to bowl? Just take a chair and bash Ricky Ponting over the head with it, like they do in “professional” wrestling.

It’s got about as much to do with cricket as what you do currently.

Edit: Cheating Cheater Muricheateran.

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2 Comments on “On More Efficient Cheating”

  1. Todd Says:

    But Yobbo, if you call the chucker a cheater, then you have to be called racist. I am not sure why, but I am sure I saw a memo somewhere that all comments which explained that Murali was nothing but a chucker, regardless of how factual and rational the basis, were to be immediately labelled as racist. Something akin to any reference to Sub-continent matchfixing scandals and bribery rings.

    Though I understand a special dispensation was brought in to still allow Daniel Vetori to be referred as the Gay-cricketers sex symbol, despite him being a prissy little girl.

  2. Idetrorce Says:

    very interesting, but I don’t agree with you

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