On More Efficient Cheating
A piece of advice for Muttiah Muralitharan.
It’s plainly obvious that you cheat and everyone knows it. However, the ICC has decided that it’s ok to cheat if you are playing for a side that would otherwise be uncompetitive on the world stage.
So with that settled, why bother even pretending to bowl? Just take a chair and bash Ricky Ponting over the head with it, like they do in “professional” wrestling.
It’s got about as much to do with cricket as what you do currently.
Edit: Cheating Cheater Muricheateran.