World Cup Shorts 2

[lappy]i can imagine these north korean players return to north korea

[lappy]what was the outside world like

[lappy]great but there was this constant annoying droning

Intimidation

Chinese MC Hammer

His mum might not be impressed, but I sure am.

Corey Delaney, Australian Of The Year

I hope it’s not too late for nominations.

Money Quote:

Fuckhead Interviewer: What would you say to other kids who are thinking of partying when their parents are out of town?

Corey Delaney: Get me to do it for you.

The Perfect Christmas Gift

Justin Timberlake celebrates Christmas

Drambuie – The Drink For Poofs

Classic.

Maybe Next Time

I missed this one on election day, but one of my mates actually got handed a how to vote card from Kev when he went to vote – apparently whoever was handing out these HTVs were as pissed as crickets before lunch.