World Cup Shorts 2

[lappy]i can imagine these north korean players return to north korea

[lappy]what was the outside world like

[lappy]great but there was this constant annoying droning

Intimidation

Chinese MC Hammer

His mum might not be impressed, but I sure am.

Corey Delaney, Australian Of The Year

I hope it’s not too late for nominations.

Money Quote:

Fuckhead Interviewer: What would you say to other kids who are thinking of partying when their parents are out of town?

Corey Delaney: Get me to do it for you.

The Perfect Christmas Gift

Justin Timberlake celebrates Christmas

Drambuie – The Drink For Poofs

Classic.

Maybe Next Time

I missed this one on election day, but one of my mates actually got handed a how to vote card from Kev when he went to vote – apparently whoever was handing out these HTVs were as pissed as crickets before lunch.

Can’t Tase This

When police brutality meets the greatest song in history.

Rudd The Recycler

This is just piss funny.

Prison Thriller

I’m not sure what it is about The Philippines, but musical talent just seems to come naturally to Filipinos.

Every pub in Asia features a Filipino cover band that can not only perform a huge range of songs at a level equal to or better than the original artist, but dance like Michael Jackson Or Britney Spears while doing it.

I don’t think anybody ever bothered to tell them that those artists actually prerecord their live shows when they need big dance routines.

As you can see by this video, even the dregs of Filipino society have got the gift.

Surely they could have found a better looking Tranny though.