Archive for the ‘Media’ category

Corey Delaney, Australian Of The Year

January 16, 2008

I hope it’s not too late for nominations.

Money Quote:

Fuckhead Interviewer:
What would you say to other kids who are thinking of partying when their parents are out of town?

Corey Delaney: Get me to do it for you.

Perthetic

December 20, 2006

Thanks to The Sun, I now have a new adjective to describe crap like this.

Rich Columnist Braves Club Med

October 17, 2006

Courageous Andrew Bolt chastises Australians for not going back to Bali:

At breakfast in our hotel I’d line up for an omelette alongside Japanese, Italian, Korean and French tourists. But no Australians, except one family from Melbourne at the end of our first week.

So we paid extra this time to stay in resorts with armed police and guards at every entrance, who inspect all cars for bombs. One Nusa Dua hotel even has a metal detector and bag searchers to check every guest.

So Andrew’s unnamed resort is full of Japanese, Koreans, Italians and French, but no aussies? And it’s located in Nusa Dua? The reason nobody else is going back is because they can’t afford $1200 for a week in Club Med, tosspot.

It’s pretty easy to feel like Rambo when you never have to leave the Club Med compound for anything. Next time take your wife and kids to a backpackers in Kuta and see how brave you feel.

ZOMG

October 14, 2006

Foxtel launches Sci-Fi Channel.

SCIENCE fiction fans are in for a treat with the launch on December 1 of a 24-hour a day channel dedicated to sci-fi television programs like Star Trek.

The Sci Fi channel will offer a mix of modern and classic programming covering paranormal, supernatural and fantasy themes.

Sci Fi will broadcast popular series including hit new series such as Medium and The 4400, plus all of the Star Trek franchise television series (original, Next Generation, Voyager, Deep Space Nine and Enterprise), Stargate, Stargate SG -1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Babylon 5, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Farscape, The Thunderbirds and The X-Files.

This will more than make up for the loss of Fox Footy.

Poverty Isn’t Charming

October 13, 2006

Victorian Tourist Target Of Anti-Fuckwit Bigotry

September 19, 2006

Poor Wallsy. Why are people so unkind?

The locals view you with suspicion. When you walk the streets or boundary line in Brisbane or Sydney, the average football fan is friendly. In Adelaide, they like to banter and stir. It’s good fun. But in Perth, the dislike for Victorians is ingrained, so contemptuous, stares prevail.

People stare at you because you’re a fuckwit Walls.

Howard Not Hated?

September 11, 2006

In another survey that shows just how far out of touch the Howard-hating left are, Who Weekly’s “most hated” list doesn’t even rank John Howard in the top 50! Politicians don’t get off scott-free though, with Robert Mugabe, George Bush and Pauline Hanson all making the top 25.

Funnily enough, the perennially hated Yoko Ono and “That Guy” also nudge out a quartet of Islamic Nutjobs (Abu Bakar Bashir, Osama Bin Laden, Inzamam Ul-Haq* and Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

Even our own Thorpedo is more hated than John Howard.

Also amusing is the fact that Pete Murray and Jack Johnson share the number 6 spot. I had always suspected they were the same person too.

* Dean Jones told me to write this.

$750 Million A Year For This?

September 6, 2006

This tagline from a music story on the ABC news website:

Hot favourites, the Arctic Monkeys, are shock winners of the Mercury music prize in the UK.

Maybe this is special ABC logic I don’t understand?

Government Steals From Citizens

September 4, 2006

Despite the $750 million in extortion proceeds they receive each year, the ABC is still on the bones of its arse, to the point where they are reduced to stealing:

I heard a part of Yobbo’s ‘I’m sorry’ speech this afternoon on an ABC radio show on blogging. You’ve hit the big time Yobbo.

The least they could do is tell me when they are going to put me on radio so I can listen in. Tax eating motherfuckers.

No Bias At The West Either

August 26, 2006

The unofficial West Coast Eagles fan daily that calls itself “The West Australian”, publishes this drawing of Fremantle vs West Coast fans in its derby preview article.

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Notice the West Coast fan – clean shaven, young, and his mouth is only a little open – presumably this guy is only reacting to the screaming started by the demonic, bearded feral of a Fremantle fan, whose mouth is open so wide that he looks like he is a psychopath with a taste for human flesh.

It must be killing the sports writers at the West to know that Fremantle are doing well this year. It makes their consistent bias in favour of West Coast look even more stupid than usual.