Whales: Succulent and Tasty! Scientists

Whales: Succulent and Tasty!

Scientists aren’t convinced that whales are all they are cracked up to be.

Less intelligent whale species are much like sheep and should be sustainably hunted, says one of the nation’s most influential environmental scientists, Tim Flannery.

In a controversial paper to be published in next week’s Quarterly Essay, Dr Flannery, author, mammalogist and director of the South Australian Museum, says whale protection has departed from “environmental logic”.

Of course, such revelations are nothing new to thinkers such as Maddox, who writes:

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

When they’re not busy ravaging the high seas, they’re getting beached and rotting to death out of spite so nobody can enjoy the beach.

In fact, when is the last time a whale did anything other than some stupid trick like jumping out of the water?

Ooh, the whale can jump out of the water. Big deal. Try building an oil rig, then I’ll be impressed asshole.

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